Michelangelo Hamato
Canon
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-09-18
Age : 25
Location : Hogwarts!
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Michelangelo Hamato
Canon
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-09-18
Age : 25
Location : Hogwarts!
| | Subject: Re: Marauding with Mikey. Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:07 pm | |
|  (( to the tune of Talk Dirty To Me By Jason Derulo)) Hey, lookies!
Flash boobies for me!
Tell me what color bra do you slip on,
is it white or cream?
What size do the cans need?
A, B or DD'iesssss?
'Cause I know what them milk jugs need,
lil green from Mikey!
I'm going 30 hours online porn straight now,
big tatas make it hard to leave!
Been exercising? Lemme see dem sweater puppies!
No, your knockers don't need explainin,
All I really need for you to do is,
Just, please...
Flash boobies for me!
Flash boobies for me!
(wolf whistle)
Flash boobies for me!
Show Coconuts for me.
Your orange lacey babombs holders!
I can't resist that!
And what's the color of those nubs?
I bet my plastron will match!
Cause with me you'd get stroked
Leftie and Rightie!
I'm pretty sure on me you cast a curse girl!
the Bon Bons oooo one!
Been to ComicCon hope you speak my language.
Those Harley Quinn twin peaks don't need explainin'.
All I really need for you to do is,
Just please...
Flash boobies for me!
Flash boobies for me!
*ding! erection!*
Flash boobies for me!
Show those Hooters to me!
Uno: Met a girl with 16 Ccs
Dos: Told he my name is Mikey
Tres: My flashing makes her want me
Cuatro: Oooooooo la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(One ring)
Cans, Tits, Buds, Duds, Balloons, Bubbles, Cups, Bowls!
We don't need a bed girl, bring those bongos to me.
Just add my shell cell, number on dialed speed,
'Cause the milkshakes we'll be making,
Magic: by gathering those Udders! (udders)
You like honey body wash, yeah, give me dem combs! (drool)
I got respect for dem Power Puff's Girl!
I can call up an 'O' for you without breaking a sweat.
And I wanna hear your issues, yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout your Double Deckers.
'Cause the fact of the matter, ain't no girl badder than a girl that talks Third base.
And for us to get along just tell me how you like em caressed,
'Cause I would do it girl! with these Hands.
*spirit fingers*
Love What yo mamma gave you, Goobers!
Your Victoria's Secret don't need explainin'.
All I really need for you to do is,
Just, please...
Flash boobies for me!
Flash boobies for me!
(Make it so!)
Flash boobies for me!
Show coconuts for me.
*CHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
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Michelangelo Hamato
Canon
Posts : 565
Join date : 2014-09-18
Age : 25
Location : Hogwarts!
| | Subject: Re: Marauding with Mikey. Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:08 pm | |
| OMG - my bros may be mad at this but 2k3 Mikey sends this short drunken singalong by his bros from their dimension... Enjoy!! I know I did :razz:
Raph: Luv to have a beer with Casey
Luv to have a beer with Case,
We bash em skulls and stomp em baddies
An' sometimes we do - HIC- rollin' drunk
We drink Case-Mans or the dojo
Where there bromance in the air!
I love to have a beer with Casey
'Cause Casey's me bud, yeah!!
Don: I'm'ave malted liquor with Casey - Wait,
Ima had alcohol wid Case
Commmmmplete inebriation
And it doesn't really matter that Metalhead's here
From the lab and kitchen
Intox -HIC- ation mm is great
I - HIC - malted liquor with Casey
'Cause Casey brought it here!!
Leo: I, tis to had Sake with Casey
Oh yeah dath - HIC - Sake wid Cassie,
Did not drink in moderat.. rat... tion
And not enntirely sssshhure how we got home,
We drank at the Town and Country furry bar,
Where the atmosphere was great
I love to have a beer with Carry
'Cause he brought the Sssshhhake!!
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